Three men suddenly appear in front of heaven’s Pearly Gates: one dressed in business attire; one in jogging shorts, and naked.

St. Peter, slightly taken aback, asked, "What are you doing here at this time?"

The businessman spoke up saying, " I suspected that my wife was cheating on me and having an affair. I came home early, mid-afternoon. Sure enough, I saw a gut half-naked running away. Angrily, I pushed our refrigerator out the window from our fourth floor apartment. I must have had a hearth attack and died."

The jogger, looking confused, said, " I was jogging along when something fell on me. I must have been crushed to death."

The third man, standing in the nude, shrugged and looked at St. Peter saying,

"There I was sitting inside that refrigerator minding my own business….."